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Lost In Space

Or is it Star Trek meets Lost? I give up....

Beautiful Pea Green Boat Revisited

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea

In a rather nice fifty foot yacht.

They took with them prunes and one hundred doubloons,

Which in those days was rather a lot.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,

And sang to a small guitar,

'O lovely Pussy, O Pussy my Love,

What a beautiful Pussy you are,

You are,

You are!

What a beautiful Pussy you are!'

 

Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!

How charmingly sweet you sing!

O let us be married! too long we have tarried:

But what shall we do for a ring?'

They sailed away, for a year and a day,

To the land where the Bong-tree once grew

Calling in at Majorca they met a plump Porker

Not short of a dollar or two,

Or two,

Or two,

Not short of a dollar or two.

 

Amongst all the Pig's bling they espied a gold ring

And the Cat gave the Owl a sly nudge.

Owl had to agree

But concocted plan B

Just in case the mean Pig wouldn't budge.

 

'Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for a shilling

Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'No chance!'

So they hurried away, took the ferry next day

And bought one much cheaper in

France.

 

They climbed up the hill, but the Turkey was ill,

Disappointingly confined to bed.

'Just our luck', said the Owl

And the Cat made a growl

And they sailed off to Cyprus instead.

 

Where they dined on mince, and slices of quince,

Which they ate with a runcible spoon;

And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,

They danced by the light of the moon,

The moon,

The moon,

They danced by the light of the moon.

Original poem by Edward Lear, additional words by me.

Identity Crisis

Star Trek meets Monty Python

The song 'Camelot' from the movie 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' mashed up with clips from Star Trek. Hilarious!